


NOT DENNIS - Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. GO NORTH - Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.I shouldn't have to tell ye there is no TRINKET." LOOK/HELP (After you try to GET TRINKET more than once) - "Thou hangeth out at an overlook.Recallest thou?" - Subtracts 1 point from your score GET TRINKET (After you GET it) - "Sigh.LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it) - "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at thist point.".LOOK/HELP (After GET TRINKET) - "Ye stand high above a canyon-like depression.It kinda hurts." - Adds 2 points to your score GET TRINKET - "Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble.LOOK/HELP (Before GET TRINKET) - "Ye stand yeself close to a yet-unnamed escarpment.LOOK TRINKET - "Quit looking! Just get it already.".GO SOUTH - Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.Play again? (Y/N)" - Subtracts 1 point from your score With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. GET ROPE - "You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy.LOOK PARAPETS - "Well, they're parapets.GO DENNIS - Takes you to Dennis (see below).GO SOUTH - Takes you south (see below).GO NORTH - Takes you north (see below).Your score was: _ Play again? " - Subtracts 1000 points from your score Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Never you mind." - Adds 1 point to your score each time It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. GET FLASK (first two times) - "Ye cannot get the FLASK.LOOK SCROLL (again) - "Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP.".Honestly." - Subtracts 1 point from your score GET SCROLL (again) - "Ye doth suffer from memory loss.It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!" - Adds 2 points to your score GET SCROLL - "Ye takes the scroll and reads of it.LOOK FLASK - "Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing.".LOOK SCROLL - "Parchment, definitely parchment.

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it." Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS." "Thy Dungeonman - Click to enter yon dungeon." GIVE _ - "Thou don'tst have a _ to give.TALK _ - "Who is _? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?".Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!" GET DAGGER - "Yeah, okay." - Adds 25 points to your score.GET YE _/TAKE YE _/GET YON _/TAKE YON _/GET _/ TAKE _ - "Thou cannotst get that.DANCE - "Thou shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right.".Play again? " - Subtracts 100 points from your score. "Quaff some serious mead" Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
